BLOOD TYPE IS COFFEE

Forget A, B, AB, or O—your blood type is clearly COFFEE.

Let's be honest: you don't really wake up until that first cup hits your system. Your veins run dark roast, your heart beats in espresso shots, and your morning mood is directly proportional to your caffeine intake. This shirt gets you on a molecular level.

Perfect for:

• People who consider coffee a personality trait (because it is)
• Anyone who's ever said "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" and meant it
• Explaining to coworkers why you're grumpy before 10 AM
• Coffee addicts, caffeine enthusiasts, and latte lovers everywhere
• Starting conversations with fellow coffee devotees at the café

Whether you're a cold brew connoisseur, a cappuccino champion, or just someone who needs an IV drip of caffeine to function, this shirt speaks your truth. Wear it proudly and let the world know: you're not addicted to coffee, you're just committed to the relationship.

Caffeinate. Dominate. Repeat.